Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Some employees get a parking space. Others get a plaque on the wall. A very select few get Employee of the Month. This shirt celebrates the most infamous “award” in modern history. Featuring a clean, vintage workplace design with bold lettering, a biohazard emblem, and the unforgettable date December 2019, this tee looks like something handed out at an internal company meeting that probably should have been canceled. Printed with a distressed finish for a worn-in lab-issued look, it’s the perfect conversation starter for people who appreciate satire, dark humor, and asking questions that make the room uncomfortable. Soft, durable, and designed to get a second look, this shirt lets everyone know you’re paying attention.


• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.