Some hats are fashion. This one is instrumentation. Styled with the unmistakable red cap look and bold gold lettering people instantly recognize, the message reads “Progressive Outrage Monitoring System.” Consider it a field device for measuring the emotional climate around you. Simply wear the hat and observe the readings as conversations, eye rolls, and impromptu political analyses begin to register on the human outrage scale. Whether you see it as satire, social commentary, or just a clever jab at how much power a hat can have over people’s moods, it delivers humor with every reaction it collects. Comfortable, durable, and guaranteed to spark conversations, this hat is perfect for anyone who appreciates free expression and a little tongue-in-cheek political humor.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
