Conspiracy Scoreboard Tee

Some people keep score during the game. Others keep score on reality. This shirt features a vintage stadium scoreboard showing the running tally: Conspiracy Theorists 63, Mainstream Media 3, midway through the third quarter. Designed with a gritty retro sports aesthetic, the graphic mimics an old arena display, glowing red digits and all, as if truth itself were lighting up the board. It is a tongue-in-cheek nod to the many moments when yesterday’s “crazy theory” quietly becomes today’s headline. Printed with a distressed finish for that worn-in, vintage feel, the design stands out best on dark shirts and reads clearly from a distance. Whether you enjoy political satire, media commentary, or just a good scoreboard joke, this shirt lets you wear the running tally with a bit of humor and a lot of attitude.


• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!